Altar Egos

Michael attempts to have a one-night stand with an attorney whom he doesn’t know is not only blind, but the prosecutor who is trying to put his father in jail. Also, Gob gets married on a dare, Maeby pretends to be a girl with a made up disease, and George Sr.’s admirer turns out to be an undercover SEC agent who has truly fallen for him.

Meat the Veals

George Sr. tries to find a way to attend an anniversary dinner for Lucille while Michael deliberately offends Ann’s devout Christian parents. Tobias goes overboard performing his “Mrs. Featherbottom” persona.

Outlaws

Kate and Sawyer divulge dark secrets to each other while tracking a renegade boar that Sawyer swears is purposely harassing him. Hurley and Sayid worry that Charlie is losing it after facing a brush with death and killing Ethan with 6 bullets to the chest. A shocking prior connection between Sawyer and Jack is revealed in a flashback…

One of Us

The celebration of Jack’s return is cut short when he arrives at the beach with an Other, Juliet, whose flashbacks pick up from where they left off, showing us how she got onto the island and became an other. Meanwhile, Claire is threatened by a strange illness.

Valentine's Day

The Dunder-Mifflin staffers join in kindergarten-like festivities for Valentine’s Day while Michael heads to New York City for a conference with the corporate heads. After showing the documenters a tour of his favorite city, Michael accidentally lets slip to the others at the conference that he and Jan hooked up, and he finds himself in hot water when Jan and the new CFO of Dunder-Mifflin hear the story. Back in Scranton, Pam becomes irked when she discovers that Roy hasn’t gotten her anything for Valentine’s Day, Dwight struggles to find a gift for Angela, and Kelley talks off Jim’s ear about her rather desperate affections for Ryan, who is less than interested.

Business School

Michael accepts an invitation from Ryan to be a guest speaker at his business school. Meanwhile Dwight battles wits with a bat that gets loose in the office while Pam is entered in her first art show.